Funny and quirky Bachelor Pad Gift ideas for men.
This book content is probably self-explanatory due to the title, but the comments on amazon are some of the funniest I have read. for example
“Yeah you shouldn’t but that made me more curious! I’m on page 19 now and have done the honours on each page.”
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A movement sensitive Portal 2 Turret for your desktop, full of classic phrases just as you would expect. Things like “I see you” and “There you are” will be said when it spots movement. When it starts to get annoying just give it a slap and knock it over for more sounds like “I don’t hate you”
gentlemen’s Ball Scratcher
The Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher is aimed at the busy male executive. For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough. The 9-inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) and provide the relief so many crave.
Its dishwasher safe and has a stain-resistant surface.
Ever run out of ideas for tasty semen based dishes to cook? Then this book is perfect for you. Filled with lots of drinks, desserts and main courses. Be warned, these recipes need a lot of special source, DO NOT attempt to make them all in one night. As always, read the awesome reviews on Amazon.
There are so many ways you can play with your pussy, thankfully Ira Alterman has made a book about it.
Includes Naming Your Pussy, How to Feed Your Pussy, Sleeping with Your Pussy, Disciplining Your Pussy, How to Handle A Hot Pussy and lots more.