Firstly, you read the title correctly, which means I’m leaving Uncooked Media for the realms of the reasonably paid, as a friend recently put it. This means lots of different things, from paying £275.50 per month for a train ticket, to moving myself, the girlfriend and our guinea pig ‘Bailey’ down south. The landlord wouldn’t let us have cats – bastard!

That’s taken from my email to pr contacts, and strangely, it didn’t involve any self indulgent sentimentality. I am leaving, though, which is slightly more sad than I’d thought. It has been a pleasure to work with Simon, Ian, and previously Stu, and the good ship Gamer is in very good hands to continue to grow. Unfortunately, I can’t say where I’m going until next week, but I’m sure you’ll see me pop up on Facebook, or playing GTA IV on Monday evening.